Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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A Timeline of Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshots
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Past ‘American Idol’ Contestants Deny the Show Is Racist
By now, you've probably heard about the seriously scandalous story of nine former 'American Idol' contestants suing the show because they believe it's a racist attempt at a ratings boost.
Well, some other former 'Idol,' four as a matter of fact, recently came out to defend the show that projected them into the limelight, claiming that it's not the least bit racist.
Britney Spears ‘Gimme More (Femme Fatale Remix)’ Surfaces
What does it say about us that we're kind of happy Britney Spears can now focus solely on her new music (and upcoming release!!!) instead of planning a wedding?
‘American Idol’ Recap: I Love You, New York!
Welcome to the thousandth season of 'American Idol' everyone! Okay we kid, it's only the 12th season, but let's do some math: we're 25, show's been on 12 years = it started when we were just mere 13-year-olds arguing with our friends over who the hottest member of the Backstreet Boys was.
Britney Spears Was the Last to Know About Split From Jason Trawick
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So the Golden Globes turned 70 this year, and they're looking better than ever. And since the booze flows freely right there on the tables, it's one of the more laid-back awards shows of the season, so we knew we were in for a few surprises - and even more laughs - at this year's ceremony.
But there were a few grimace-worthy moments, too, not to mention some just plain boring ones. So with that in
Who Was the Top Played Artist of 2012?
Katy Perry sure has a lot to be proud of in 2012!
Not only has the singer had her hottest year in music since her debut, she was crowned 'Hottest Woman' by Men's Health Magazine and was recently named the victor of the most played artist on the radio last year!
Is Britney Spears Going to Be the Last to Know About Splitting With Jason Trawick?
Rumors of Britney Spears and her fiance Jason Trawick splitting up have been circulating for some time now. We don't necessarily believe the stories, but we can only hear the "Britney splits with fiance" story too many times before we have to kinda sorta believe it, right?
Taylor Swift Spends Her 23rd Birthday With Harry Styles
After Taylor Swift and Harry Styles performed at Z100's Jingle Ball last week, the two jetted off to London on her private jet, leaving his One Direction bandmates a little peeved, but surely leaving Ms. Swift happy to have some quality time with her man.