Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Today in Celebrity Wombs: Kristen Bell and Beverley Mitchell Are Both Knocked Up
First comes love, then comes engagement, then comes morning sickness -- at least that's the Hollywood way, and Kristen Bell and 'Parenthood' star Dax Shepard are no exception to the rule.
Oh, and Beverley Mitchell -- Jessica Biel's BFF and '7th Heaven' co-star -- announced she's expecting, too.
Go Behind the Scenes of Pink’s ‘Try’ Video
As if you didn't already know that Pink is bada--, the behind the scenes look at her video for 'Try' just confirms our thoughts on the singer.
Emily Maynard + Jef Holm Break Up, Help ‘The Bachelorette’ Maintain Its Record of Failure
In the least surprising news of the day, Emily Maynard and Jef Holm of 'The Bachelorette' have called it quits just three months after they got engaged on the show, making them the eleventy-millionth couple from the franchise to go belly-up.
Rihanna Tweets Topless Cover Art + Name of New Album
Calling all Rihanna fans! You might want to check this out -- the singer used Twitter, everyone's favorite social media device to announce to share the album art for her newest album 'UNAPOLOGETIC.'
Lindsay + Dina Lohan’s Brawl Possibly Sparked by Unpaid Loan
Maybe Lindsay Lohan wasn't in a drunken stupor after all.
After the brawl LiLo had with her mom Dina Lohan the other night that required a visit from her besties over at 911, the truth about mama Lohan's financial woes -- which may have triggered the brouhaha -- is finally coming to light.
Find Out What Questions You Can’t Ask One Direction
One Direction is one of the hottest bands out there right now, so it's no wonder they're in high demand to give interviews to radio DJ's, television cameras, and journalists alike. However, there are just a few questions they get tired of answering over and over.
Lana Del Rey Launches Jaguar F-Type in Paris
Oh Lana Del Rey, what are we going to do with you? For someone whose been in the background for most of her 'Born to Die' singing career, the girl sure is making a name for herself now.
Rihanna Lets Loose at a Shooting Range
It looks like Rihanna had a little time on her hands recently, because the girl headed on over to a shooting range to practice her shot -- and uh, we'd never wanna cross her when she's mad.
Kesha Announces Release Dates for ‘Die Young’ Single + ‘Warrior’ Album
Guess who's back? Back again. Kesha's back. Tell a friend. K-e-dollar sign-sha announced via Twitter earlier this morning the release dates for her 'Die Young' single and her album 'Warrior.' Finally!
Kelly Clarkson Covers Rihanna’s ‘We Found Love’
We feel like it's been forever since an edition of the always exciting 'Kelly Covers...' fell into our laps. But then we realized the other day Kelly Clarkson covered Lady Gaga, and oh, would you look at that? Now she's covering Rihanna! Ugh, we love Kelly so much!