We spend every waking moment of our lives until we're seventeen or eighteen wishing we were finally grown-ups, so we can "do whatever we want," and life will at last be fun.

Then we get there and... yeah, not so much. Commence spending every waking moment for the rest of our lives wishing we could be a kid again.

To those watching this in their Spider-Man underwear, eating "whatever the f--- you want" and drinking chocolate milk: cheers!