There's nothing funny about the Medicaid gap, which leaves millions of U.S. citizens completely without healthcare... well, maybe there are a few jokes to to be made here, because, well, this is one of those situations where you have to laugh, because you don't, the only other alternative is to cry. So let's at least make 'em tears of laughter.

Then take a moment to seriously consider what some pivotal upcoming elections could mean for your family's medical care -- and the plight of the Washingtonian pengolin.