New Bra Won’t Unclasp Until You Find True Love
Ladies, ever wish that your clothing would help you sense when you're truly in love and not just lusting after someone? Well, your lucky day has now come!
Ravijour has created a bra that only unclasps when true love is detected. It uses heart rate monitors and complicated algorithms (that are processed by your iPhone via bluetooth) to determine when you're truly in love, and not just looking for Mr. Right Now.
If I was a woman, and owned this bra, I'd be worried that after I found Mr. Right it would just keep unclasping every time I was around him. "Hi Mom, This is Fred." *click* "Damn it... Sorry mom, I have to go fix something"