A news story out of my home state of Washington has me wondering what they decided to put in the drinking water after I moved out here...

A man in Bremerton, Wa was arrested last week on suspicion of Indecent Exposure after an Officer was informed by a woman that the man had exposed himself to her.

When the Officer approached the car, the man in question was sitting in the drivers seat... sans pants.

When asked for an explanation as to why he didn't have any pants on, the man informed the officer that he had taken them off because the material was irritating his skin after after recently getting a "Manzilian" (For those that don't know what that is... think Brazilian Wax but of his 'manhood')

The man was booked into Kitsap County Jail and held on $5,000 bail.

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