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CRAFTCADE IS COMING TO BISMARCK!
Downtown Bismarck is getting its first retro arcade, pizzeria, and craft beer hall all combined in one establishment, which will be known as The CraftCade.
ND'S BEST FRIED CHICKEN ISN'T IN ND
According to The Daily Meal, the best fried chicken in North Dakota doesn't even reside in the Peace Garden State, which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
WENTZ WILL SIT OUT WEEK 2, FOLES WILL START FOR EAGLES
Carson Wentz will have to wait at least one more week until he makes his return to the field as he has yet to be cleared for contact. Nick Foles will be the Philadelphia Eagles starting quarterback in Week 2.
NDSU RUNS OVER CAL POLY IN SEASON OPENER
The North Dakota State Bison had their way with the Cal Poly Mustangs from the opening kickoff as they cruised to a 49-3 victory in their season opener at the Fargodome.
EAGLES WILL START FOLES, NOT WENTZ IN WEEK 1
According to sources, Nick Foles will be the Philadelphia Eagles starting quarterback for Week 1 of the NFL season as Carson Wentz continues to progress from last year's season-ending injury.
GRAND FORKS IS THE 'BEST COLLEGE TOWN IN ND'
A recent study showed that the best college town in North Dakota is not in Fargo, nor is it in Bismarck or Minot, but in the home of the University of North Dakota, Grand Forks.