Lindsay Lohan

In case you were somehow confused and thought Lindsay Lohan was psychologically sound, here's some clarification: she's a walking macadamia, and now her ex Samantha Ronson's mom is saying so publicly.

We've heard it time and time again that due to her tax problems and attorney fees, Lindsay Lohan is broke as a bad joke. And it seems to be true, because she's living with her mother Dina But since they're both allegedly staying at a suite in the Hills of Beverly right now, we honestly don't know what's going on anymore.

If there is a degree of certainty when it comes to falsehoods, then 1 million percent false is pretty much guaranteed, right? That's how false Max George of the Wanted claims those pesky Lindsay Lohan dating rumors are. Okay, so they're not dating. Or so he says.

Remember how broke Lindsay Lohan is? And how 'The Canyons' pretty much doomed her to never being hired again? You do? Keep that in mind when you read the following sentence: LiLo rejected a half-million dollar deal to appear on 'Dancing With the Stars.'

The continuing courtroom antics steadily march on in Lindsay Lohan's most recent legal woes, this time in relation to her California car accident in which she still claims she wasn't driving even though she totally was. But rather than accept a plea deal that could keep her out of jail, LiLo has denied all offers of help from prosecutors -- because she's convinced she's “innocent.”

Charlie Sheen is apparently the King of Hollywood, so much so that he gives Lindsay Lohan much-needed cash, is offered lap dances from Lady Gaga, and knows from first-hand experience which celebrities can really get their party on.

Lindsay Lohan, known for making infamously fantastic life and legal decisions, is on a roll this week. Not only did she reject a rehab plea deal that would keep her -- once again -- out of jail, she also may have given walking papers to her long-suffering attorney, Shawn Holley.

Lindsay Lohan has garnered her fair share of media attention based on her propensity for getting herself in repeated legal trouble and some allegedly sticky fingers, but while all these things keep her in the public eye, they also ultimately keep her out of work. And a new profile of the actress shed a whole lot of light on how bad the problem really is.

Lindsay Lohan can no longer afford to pay the rent on her home and has since been evicted (or she's just relocating to New York, as her rep would have us believe) -- and you can profit from her misfortune. Of course by "profit" we mean "live in a house that reeks of lost opportunity and flop sweat."

Add digestion troubles to the list of Lindsay Lohan's sins. Seems that in addition to her money and legal woes, the actress also allegedly shut down the set of 'Scary Movie 5' for a day and a half -- by clogging up the toilet in her trailer.