Sofia Vergara knew exactly what she was doing the second she took the 'Tonight Show' stage last night. The 'Modern Family' star was hellbent on one thing: playing one of host Jimmy Fallon's favorite games (and we know how much Fallon loves games) and using it to totally turn the tables on him. You like Lip Flip, huh, Jimmy? Right? You don't like it as much as Sofia does.
For director Robert Rodriguez's newest film (that, as with all his movies, will either be hated or become a beloved cult classic) 'Machete Kills,' he took Sofia Vergara's impressive rack and made it into a metaphor for sexuality as a weapon.
By covering up her real breasts in sheets of metal and illogically turning them into machine guns.
And you thought Katy Perry's whipped cream bra made no sen