Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
J.K. Rowling Tells Former Fan Intent on Burning ‘Potter’ Books to ‘Borrow My Lighter’
"Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money," she wrote.
Johnny Depp’s Superfluous Spending Led to Money Loss, Claims Countersuit
Depp, apparently, spends money the way only a caricature of a famous rich person could.
Lauren Jauregui Slams Trump’s Immigration Ban in Open Letter, Implores Readers ‘To Fight Back’
'This country was built and continues to survive off the backs of immigrants and refugees.'
Lady Gaga Will Be Suspended From Stadium Roof for Super Bowl Performance
It's a lavish stunt expected from Gaga, but the 'Perfect Illusion' singer admits she didn't think of it herself.
Selena Gomez + The Weeknd Hold Hands, Take Their Unconfirmed Romance to Italy
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd have reportedly taken their three week-long romance to Florence, Italy.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Ryan Reynolds Deserves Oscar Nomination for ‘Deadpool’
"Sure, it's a comic book movie and it's made a lot of money — but that doesn't subtract from Ryan's extraordinary work."
Kanye West to Film More ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Episodes ‘To Please Kim,’ Says Source
The "Famous" rapper will reportedly shoot more episodes alongside wife Kim Kardashian in an attempt to keep things amicable between the pair.
Louis Tomlinson Brings ‘Just Hold On’ Stateside, Performs on ‘Jimmy Fallon’
Louis Tomlinson performed his debut single as a solo artist, 'Just Hold On,' for the first time in the U.S. last night on 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.'
George Orwell’s Dystopian Novel ‘1984’ Sees Sales Spike in Trump’s America
1984, George Orwell's dystopian novel about an ever-present tyrannical government, has seen a significant uptick in sales since Donald Trump took office last week (January 20).
Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Oscar Nomination May Soon Place Him Among EGOT Elite
An Oscar win would make the 'In The Heights' creator the 13th person in history to join the prestigious EGOT club.