Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

The Germans may love him, but Americans just love to mock him. This performer once made people question his family lineage and his understanding of the English language when he said, "I have taste. It's inbred in me."

Celebrity Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours

Prom season is almost upon us. Which means boys are renting tuxes and limos, girls are trying on frothy dresses, and everyone is prepping for an after-party filled with alcohol and lost virginities. We kid. (Sort of.)

‘Glee’ Star Heather Morris Is Now the Proud Mama of a Baby Boy

'Glee' fan favorite Heather Morris -- who left the show at the end of its fourth season to have her first child -- gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday (Sept. 28) alongside the baby's father, her high school sweetheart, Taylor Hubbell. The couple named their son Elijah.

Baby North West’s Wardrobe Already Costs More Than Yours Ever Will [PHOTOS]

New parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally made their first official public debut together after giving birth to baby North West, and it really worked out in their favor. Specifically because they arrived at Paris Fashion Week and they were immediately inundated with presents -- very costly designer presents for their baby, who we hope was assume was back at the hotel with a nanny. Read Mor

Vanilla Ice Loves Miley Cyrus + Thinks Justin Bieber Is Going to Be the New Version of Himself [PHOTO]

Miley Cyrus recently paid an insulting homage to one-hit partially stolen wonder Vanilla Ice, referring to Justin Bieber as the new Ice in her interview with Rolling Stone. But apparently the Ice Man didn't take things too personally if his Miley tattoo is any indication.

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Supposedly Being Released From Jail Four Years Early

Amber Portwood of 'Teen Mom' and '16 and Pregnant' renown was sentenced to spend five years in jail, but according to a recent Twitter post from her brother, she could be released much much earlier than expected.

Kesha Tastes the Rainbow With Her Wild New Hair [PHOTO]

Glitter covered, pee drinking, teeth wearing, ghost-sexing singer Kesha is known for her big, bold style and her love of wild hair colors, and she may have just dyed her hair our favorite shade yet: rainbow.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Reveals He Has a Secret Girlfriend

Dashing the hopes and dreams of everyone everywhere, Joseph Gordon-Levitt revealed that he does have a girlfriend -- he just doesn't talk about her much because she's not in the biz. Please don't shoot the messenger!

Miley Cyrus Wore Pasties + Hung Out With the Kardashians Over the Weekend [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

Recently single lady Miley Cyrus had quite the weekend, performing and crying during her first-post Liam performance at the iHeartRadio Festival in a mesh dress and pasties -- and making buddies with the Kardashians. Well, minus Kim Kardashian and her blonde hair, both of whom have yet to make a public appearance since the birth of North West.

Justin Timberlake Sits Through the Weirdest Interview of His Life [VIDEO]

Justin Timberlake recently sat through a super awkward interview with a Brazilian comedian named Sabrina Sato and something tells us he wasn't in on the joke.