John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Project CARS Delayed Until March 2015
Bad news for racing fans who wanted to jump into Project CARS as soon as it was released in November. It's going back to the garage for an overhaul.
Man in Pikachu Regalia Apprehended after Jumping White House Fence
A man was apprehended on the grounds of the White House after he jumped the North Lawn fence... while wearing a Pikachu hat and other kinds of Pokemon-themed gear.
‘Seinfeld’ and ‘Friends’ Recreated in The Sims 4
You might as well quit playing The Sims 4, because someone has already put us all to shame by recreating the sitcoms 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends' in the game.
What’s the Meaning Behind Leaving Coins on Military Headstones?
Have you ever wondered about the coins that seem to be placed on top of military headstones at cemeteries? You might be surprised to find out their meaning.
Mario and Luigi Come Out of the Closet on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’
It looks as if the Nintendo controversy surrounding same-sex characters in their games has prompted Ellen DeGeneres to ask Nintendo mascots Mario and Luigi about the situation.
Infamous E.T. Cartridges Found in New Mexico
It's finally happened. The urban legend has finally been revealed to be true thanks to the uncovering of the infamous E.T. game cartridges.
Flappy Bird to Return to Mobile Devices Soon
Are you ready for the glorious return of Flappy Bird? Because it's finally happening!
More of Microsoft’s Cortana VPA Details Leak
If you've ever wanted your very own personal Cortana, then the Windows Phone 8.1 update should get you excited. Here's a first look at Cortana's user interface.
Frozen with Censored Scenes Really Lets It Go
Disney's 'Frozen' just got released on digital download, so fans everywhere are letting it go. But how much funnier would the movie be with unnecessary censorship?
Finding Nemo is Hilarious with Unnecessary Censorship
A new video has surfaced on the Internet, full of great scenes from 'Finding Nemo' that have been unnecessarily censored.