Snooki

Jersey Shore fans were disheartened to learn that a potential revival may have proven nothing more than a Burger King commercial, but fear not. The GTL and meatball crew is indeed reuniting on actual TV, as E! sets up a Reunion Road Trip.

This past weekend saw word of a possible Jersey Shore reunion coalescing, but not necessarily at MTV. Now, near of the entire cast has reunited for a new Burger King commercial, and … wait, that’s it? Come on, there has to be more.

Cultural touchstones come and go, and it seems like forever since the Jersey Shore kids were exhausting our capacity for acronyms. Most of said Shore-hounds have grown up and had their own kids by now, and might make us feel even older with an upcoming reunion special.

Welcome to Snooki's world of saggy nipples, stretchmarks and baby food.

Congratulations to Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jionni LaValle! The happy couple welcomed their second child -- a baby girl! -- into the world today, Sept. 26.

Not every tot likes posing with Santa and sitting on his lap. In fact, hit any mall in America around the holidays, and you are bound to see little kids with streams of tears running down their faces while perched on Santa's knee. Former 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki -- born Nicole Polizzi -- shared a photo of her adorbs son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, who looks absolutely terrified in his Christmas pic

The folks behind 'Dancing With the Stars' announced the cast for the upcoming season 17 Wednesday morning on 'Good Morning America,' and there were some surprise names on the list, including Bill Nye the Science Guy and Snooki herself.

Snooki has lived a pretty tame life post-'Jersey Shore,' but a certain 'Jersey Shore' town wants nothing to do with the pint-sized reality starlet. Berkeley Island, N.J. is protesting Ms. Snickers from filming her spinoff series, 'Snooki + J-Woww,' on its sand and surf.

Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose welcomed their first baby into the world on Feb. 21. And since Snooki has a grand total of one baby herself, MTV assumed she's now 100 percent qualified to give the new parents some advice. In fact, she's the network's first celebrity baby correspondent. So there's that.

Part of you is probably thinking, “Snooki and JWoww? I don't want to watch them doing anything, much less dressing Conan O'Brien up like a Staten Island mob wife.” But the other part is screaming, “I WANT TO SEE CONAN IN FALSE EYELASHES!” And ultimately? That part always wins.