John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Vanilla Ice Resurrects “Go Ninja, Go” for Mac & Cheese
It's been years since the magical words "go ninja, go" have been uttered, but Vanilla Ice has given them new life in a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese commercial.
These Animals Cuddling Together are the Cutest Things You’ll See Today
What's cuter than an adorable critter snoozing the afternoon away? A bunch of them napping together!
You’ll Never Guess What Happened to Johnny Quinn Again
Just days after he got stuck in a bathroom and had to hulk his way out, US bobsledder Johnny Quinn has suffered another unfortunate turn of events at Sochi 2014.
What This Squirrel Tried to Do Had Us Cracking Up
Squirrels seem like they'd make awesome pets. They're cute, they're energetic and, sometimes, they do something hilarious, like what this squirrel attempts in this video.
Is This a Scene from a Slasher Flick or from Sochi 2014?
Johnny Quinn, an Olympic bobsledder for the US, was in his hotel bathroom -- and then this happened.
Flappy Bird Creator to Pull Game from Stores (Updated)
Dong Nguyen, creator of the hit mobile game, Flappy Bird, has announced that he will be pulling the title from stores on Feb. 9.
Luger Shiva Keshavan Crashes During Practice Run and Then Something Amazing Happens
The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics have only just kicked off, but some crazy spills have already started happening. This story is about Indian luger Shiva Keshavan's crash during a practice run.
These Winter Sports Fails Get Us Ready for the Olympics
What better way for us to get psyched for the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics than with a video highlighting 10 winter sports fails?
You Can’t Tell What Makes This House Special Unless You Go into the Backyard
Looks like an everyday, ordinary house in the UK, right? At first glance, you'd be right. But it holds a unique secret that's only revealed when you go into the backyard.
What Happened During the Super Bowl MVP’s Speech Surprised Us
Malcolm Smith of the Seattle Seahawks was named the Most Valuable Player of the Super Bowl. He was set to give a post-game speech, but then this happened.