Outrageous Cartoon Character Brawl Is the Most Bizarre Thing You’ll See Today (Or Ever)

Oh, Russia -- your dashcam footage continues to be the gift that keeps on giving.

Check out this so-ridiculous-we-can't-think-of-a-good-enough-adjective-to-describe-it video in which a quartet of people dressed in cartoon character outfits beat down a driver in the street while people in another car watch. The action doesn't really pick up until the 40-second mark, but once it does, it's good.

Who knew Mickey Mouse and SpongeBob SquarePants had such vitriol? And even if the whole fight is a fake, it's still more entertaining than just about anything on NBC's primetime lineup.