Jessica Simpson

"Your weakness made me lonely, unholy matrimony."

Simpler times, and so much bubblegum pop.

Simpson and the retired athlete share three children together.

From album art that looks badly Photoshopped to covers that are downright bizarre or entirely off-brand.

The singer revealed she lost 100 pounds after giving birth to her third baby.

From Gwen Stefani to Miley Cyrus and John Mayer, these pop stars have written breakup songs about other famous people.

"I can’t believe it has been 4yrs! It feels like maybe 2. I think that is a good thing."

In the early 2000s, Jessica Simpson had a successfully sweet line of edible body products. So, what happened to Dessert?

Get a room!

"I know it's tuna, but it says chicken by the sea..."