Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson has made mince meat out of opposing NFL defenses, but can he handle a high, hard one from USA Softball's Jennie Finch?

The simple answer, as evident from Peterson's at-bat against Finch in the Major League Baseball Celebrity Softball Game at Target Field, is an emphatic 'No'.

Peterson told Finch he wanted her best stuff and she more than delivered. After getting two quick strikes on him, Finch slowed down a bit and Peterson was able to foul the ball off. Then, Finch decided to have some fun.

With an 0-2 count, Finch threw the dreaded eephus, an incredibly slow junk pitch that had Peterson nearly falling to his knees.

Peterson laughed it off, but you have to assume his manhood took a bit of a shot after that one.