We're guessing Alan Cross, Jr., of Georgia, didn't really need more weed all that badly while seeking it recently, because he had to have been stoned when he accidentally texted his probation officer, "You have some weed?" 

At least he spelled everything right.

Cross's P.O. immediately phoned local police, who wasted no time in issuing a search warrant on his home. The search uncovered a bag of cocaine, and Cross was hauled back to prison.

Cross was sentenced to one year for violating probation and one additional year for drug possession.