Many states have specific rules on what roadkill you can claim. One of those states has made it completely illegal to take home animals you find along the road.
Do you know what really grinds my gears? Litterbugs. Do you know what made those gears grind today? A litterbug. I was going through a drive-thru at lunch for an ice-cold Coke when the person in front of me threw her garbage out of her driver side window, into the restaurant parking lot...