5 Items You Should Never Turn Green In North Dakota

#1. Bath Water

You should NOT dye your bathwater green. Why? It could stain in the tub. I’d also worry that it would stay in my skin --unless your plan is to try to look like a leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day, but if not, I would avoid adding any kind of dye to your bathwater.

Bath bombs are okay, dye, not so much. Also, if you are a woman and plan to use bath bombs, be careful. Too many bath bombs cause...problems. IYKYK. 

#2. Bread

Anytime I’ve ever seen green on bread I’ve not thought good things. Usually, that indicates there’s mold. If you plan on serving green bread to your friends and family, just to prepare yourself for the fact that they may not eat, it doesn’t look appetizing.

#3. Toilet Water

This is very similar to a bathtub, but I would also avoid dying your toilet water green. I’m not sure why you would want to, but green water does not scream 'clean'. Ick.

#4. Eggs

We remember this from the Dr. Seuss book green eggs and ham, so it makes sense to want to dye eggs green, but if you ask parents, they say that their kids just simply won’t eat them. I've been told that kids think they are “yucky.” I'd avoid green eggs and maybe go for green cookies or shamrock shakes.

5. Hair

Last, but not least, your hair. I’ve done this many times; I’ve decided to color my hair crazy colors. While it says, it washes out, green is one of those colors that linger.

Even the sprays don’t come out after the first second or third wash. Green is a hard color to pull off, anyway, so I’m doing you a favor. 

That's it! Have fun with your shenanigans this weekend!