Six 'Carson Wentz Themed Businesses' to Help Expand Your Portfolio

Carson Wentz has become a big deal in North Dakota and I think it's time people start capitalizing on this great opportunity.

Using puns and rhymes, we came up with some great business names, slogans and mission statements to help you get a 'Carson Wentz themed business' going today!

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Jupiterimages | ThinkStock
1
Carson Rents
"Touch Down in a New Home"
Great looking apartments at affordable prices, leasing with us is nothing short of a 'fair catch.'
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fermate | ThinkStock
2
Carson Cents
"Forward Progress with your Finances"
Simple banking with no hidden fees. A hard count of your account balance is emailed to your inbox every night.
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Cape Town, South Africa | ThinkStock
3
Carson Tents
"Hut! Hut! HIKE!"
It may not be a hut, but our tents are the perfect compliment to your next hike.
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John Panella | ThinkStock
4
Carson Dents (Body Shop)
"Unnecessary Roughness is Our Specialty"
When life calls an audible, we can help in a snap.
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Hannu Viitanen | ThinkStock
5
Carson Events
Handoff Your Party Planning to us
When you need to plan your next event, our company is a catch. In return, you'll get one heck of a reception.
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Izabela Zaremba | ThinkStock
6
Carson Defense
"Home Field Advantage While You're On the Road"
Our home security systems are your safety net, your checkdown receiver.