By now, you've heard the stories of creepy clowns terrorizing people across the country. What you haven't heard, though, is an instance of it happening in North Dakota? Why do you think that is?
Word to the wise: If you own a dog, do your best to make sure it only poops in your yard, because, if it poops in your neighbor's yard, there's a chance he'll be a gun-toting maniac.